Jesus h. christ

Near-synonyms: Jesus fucking Christ; Christ almighty; good God; Jesus, Mary and Joseph

In passing along the street we heard a man, who was expressing a very decided opinion, say, “By Jesus H. Christ it is so.” Since that time we heard an individual who had “stubbed his toe” against the end of a plank cry, “By John D. God, I’ll sue the City.”

Jake: Yes! Yes! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ, I have seen the light!

Stanton Boyd: Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick. First of all... Alan Stanwyk does not own one single share of stock.

“I’m gonna get outta their way,” he mutters, then snorts without mirth. “All I had were jacks.” We believe him, of course. What are jacks, after all, once Beelzebub and Jesus H. Christ get involved?

“Jesus H. Christ on the cross,” he said. He caught my reflected gaze and held it. “How long have you known about this?”